As a male, there is one mystery of life for all of us. When is our significant other going to be having "that time of the month". The typical way that most males seem to be able to tell is to look for excess consumption of :
- Potato Chips
- "I will KILL you."
- "Don't touch me."
- Utter silence.
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So at any rate, I got a warning yesterday evening. It let me know that I should be expecting signs of PMS from my DW in about 5 days. Attached to the email were several suggestions for assuaging the symptoms. Included were some adverts for companies offering services to help the male of the species survive the next few days.
(Flowers)- "When all else fails, flowers will always do the trick. They are kryptonite to PMS."
(Travel) - "Give her the ultimate gift. Suprise her with a special vacation, romantic cruise or weekend getaway!" (A CRUISE fer Gawd's sake?)
(Wine) - "Do something special for her and show her you care. A bottle of her favorite wine should help calm things down."
(Lingerie) - "During PMS women can feel bloated and unattractive. Show her how you really feel with some sexy lingerie." (This seems like a good way to die...Ed.)
I suppose that people in marketing will make a buck on just about anything.