... with duct tape, you're not using enough!
A friend of mine who I've known for quite some time and his wife got me the gift card above as a Christmas present. I must say, they know me pretty well and do a great job with gifts - The one above is no exception. Looking at the gift card and the way it was made, it was difficult for me to tell that it wasn't actually wrapped in duct tape!
On the top of the card was an image of a roll of duct tape and the words, "A true handyman's wrapping paper."