Warning: Management assumes no responsibility for marital disharmony as a result of the following:
- Boat-building, glassing, sanding, varnishing any other operations performed in the normal living areas of your home.
- Epoxy, glue or varnish in favorite rugs, on floors or furniture.
- Gouges in furniture or floors from dropped cutting tools
- Damage to trimwork from getting your boat in and out of the house.
Symptoms of this disharmony may include:
- Dirty looks
- Angry glares
- Cold shoulder
- Failure to do laundry, dishes, etc.
- Finding all of your possessions on the front lawn
- Finding a pillow and blanket on the couch (or in the doghouse)
- Finding your tools for sale on Ebay or Craigslist