Thursday, November 13, 2008

WARNING!


Warning: Management assumes no responsibility for marital disharmony as a result of the following:

  • Boat-building, glassing, sanding, varnishing any other operations performed in the normal living areas of your home.
  • Epoxy, glue or varnish in favorite rugs, on floors or furniture.
  • Gouges in furniture or floors from dropped cutting tools
  • Damage to trimwork from getting your boat in and out of the house.

Symptoms of this disharmony may include:

  • Dirty looks
  • Angry glares
  • Cold shoulder
  • Failure to do laundry, dishes, etc.
  • Finding all of your possessions on the front lawn
  • Finding a pillow and blanket on the couch (or in the doghouse)
  • Finding your tools for sale on Ebay or Craigslist

2 comments:

Geoff said...

Good to see there is more than one crazy person...

Apparently there is a prerequisite for boat building in the living room photos: "dog must be present."

Canoez said...

You do realize that the dog is present in the living room because the dog is very smart. You see, the dog realizes he/she will be sleeping on the couch. This is because space in the dog-house will be at a premium because the boat-builder will be sleeping in the dog-house.