Wednesday, December 23, 2009

Preparations for Christmas have begun...

Christmas preparations have been sneaking into our routine for the past few weeks. They always seem so overwhelming at the beginning, but I've learned to try to start them before Thanksgiving. Usual tasks include shopping for presents for friends and loved ones, some sort of decorations outside, a wreath for the door, a fresh balsam or spruce tree for decorating, meal planning and food shopping.

Things have been a bit unusual for me at work. We had a company holiday party at a local restaurant at lunch time (which was nice, but a bit different from what I'm used to...) and vendors have been sending in small gifts during the past week or so - typically food.

Which brings up the following dilemma - when faced with a chocolate reindeer does one start at the antlers like one does with a chocolate rabbit's ears at Easter?


Yup.


The children are also getting very excited about the pending visit from the big man in the red and white suit. The application below will need to be filled out and sent up to the North Pole in time for tomorrow evening. (Click to enlarge) Be sure to note the refreshment details section...

My Christmas request for Santa included a nicely restored E.H. Gerrish canoe in my stocking, but somehow, I don't think it will be fitting down the chimney this year. (Sorta tough to fit into a direct-vent gas fireplace - how DOES he do it?) Perhaps a nice well-balanced Cherry Grand Lake guide paddle, or some nice canoe-building tools will fit instead. I can only hope.

My DW is downstairs at the moment working on a glass of wine and preparing miniature mince pies which must remind her childhood Christmases. I'll be in the kitchen later tonight doing what prep work that I can for our Christmas luncheon. I hope your preparations are as easy and painless as possible this year.

Tuesday, December 22, 2009

Not quite Tech Tip Tuesday

Today's post is a bit about what we've got going on in the shop where I teach. As we're winding down for the end of the Fall session, I've got boats in almost all phases of construction. I've got solo boats, a tandem boat and a sea kayak. My students ask me how I can keep track of things at the various stages, but it's getting to be second nature.

As you may remember from an earlier post, the couple building the tandem had cut and glued up the feature strip for their canoe. It came out rather nicely. At this point, the strip is about 2" wide and almost 7/8" thick. The pattern that you see on the face runs all the way through the stock. As I may have mentioned before, the blonde wood is carefully selected Poplar (Carefully selected to avoid the greenish streaks that Poplar can have.) and Peruvian Black Walnut - a very soft variety.


Because I have so many novice woodworkers in my class, we choose to use cove-and-bead joinery to ensure ease of assembly by my students. Unfortunately, I think that if we did hand-beveled strips, many of the students would be good at it by the time they were about half-way through their canoes. As we are interested in improving the speed of assembly and limiting the amount of final fairing and sanding, cove-and-bead seems to be the way to go. It isn't perfect as there are some points where the bend and twist of the hull make it difficult to keep the strips well seated, but this isn't a "show stopper". The strip you see above is thick enough to allow us to plane the surface that will show flat using a thickness planer, to remove any steps in thickness that have occurred during the gluing process.

This flat surface is important. We want this flat surface to run against the fence on the table saw. Using our piece of 1/4" aluminum bar stock as a gage to set the spacing between the table saw blade and the fence, set featherboards on the fence and table and we cut off two 1/4" thick feature strips. We are left with a scrap that is usually about 3/16" thick that would be ideal for inlay in a deck or for a detail on paddle blades that would match the feature strip on the hull of the boat.

The next step is to set up the router table. I've discussed the router table here before. (Side note : The router table gets such hard use that I've been designing one to have made from aluminum tooling plate with micro-adjustments to make set-up easier. I've been thinking I should write an article on the subject...) Because we only have two strips, we can't afford to make mistakes. What we do is to make two or three "dummy strips" from scrap that are about 18-24" long and are exactly as wide and thick as the feature strips. Using this, we set up the router table and mold cove and bead on the feature strips, winding up with this profile:


While this is a great way to get out feature strips, it's a bit time consuming. One caveat about making feature strips this way (i.e. off the forms) - a strip about 1-1/2" to about 2" is the maximum width depending on the amount of curvature that the hull has to avoid getting poor transitions to the remainder of the hull.

One student is finishing up the final details on her boat. The decks, thwart and coamings are in and the seat frame is to be mounted before final sand and varnish. In the picture below, this Wee Lassie II is getting seat blocks installed. I prefer to use either 4 seat blocks or two frame rails set in "Dookie Shmutz" (Thanks, Nick Shade, great name for the stuff! ) which is epoxy thickened with wood flour and fumed silica to a peanut butter consistancy. The process we use is to install a dummy seat and clamp the blocks to the top of the seat. Using a compass, we scribe the hull curve on the blocks and cut them out on the bandsaw.


The big trick here is to get the seat level side-to-side, at the balance point of the boat, far enough forward that the thwart isn't in your back and the seat tipped just a little bit forward to take the pressure of the back of your thighs when paddling. I also like enough clearance under the seat frame to get my hand under it to clip the straps on my Crazy Creek Canoe chair together. Makes a nice back-rest when paddling. We then screw the seat frame to the blocks. I do this to allow the builder to get the frame out for re-caning in the future.

The other boat that's coming along is the Osprey kayak. Although this photo doesn't do it justice, the deck is a shapely an sensuous curvature. There is a center strip of Butternut and the whitish island is Port Orford Cedar with it's lovely citrus-ey smell. The vertical element of the coming will also be Port Orford and the cap and coaming rim will be more of the Butternut. She's going to be a very pretty 'yak.


If you're wondering what the object is in the foreground covered with foil, it is a pan of brownies. My Saturday morning classes include what we refer to as the "10 o'clock Union Break". This is actually a very important part of my class. At 10 AM, we turn off the power tools and take a break to have coffee and snacks. We use this "quiet time" to bond as a group and to answer questions and solve problems that the students may have. It also gives the students a rest so that they returned refreshed and re-energized to do more great work.

Never underestimate the restorative power of coffee and a donut!

Sunday, December 20, 2009

Advent Calendar?

After Thanksgiving, we run over to a local grocery store that has some nice advent calendars for the kids. I've been thinking there need to be some for adults, too. I'm not the first person to think of this idea, however. Quite frankly, I like this approach for variety.

For some simpler ideas, we have the following:

Bachelor's Advent Calendar


Mexican Advent Calendar


Scottish Advent Calendar


I think more variety for 24 days is desirable, however...

Friday, December 18, 2009

Rat Haus

I've been spending my time working on some traditional Greenland Style kayak paddles for friends in the shop. When finished, they look like this: ("Here's one I made earlier." - Think cooking shows.)


However, I've been distracted from this task. My daughter has made a request to create a new "house" for the gerbils (hereafter known as "the bilge rats" or simply "the rats") that she and her brother take care of. Mind you, I'm much more of a predator than prey kinda guy, but the bilge rats are OK.

In the past 4 months of having them, they've managed to mostly chew up a commercial "rat house". So, the DD has made a request for a new rat house, to be two stories with a balcony (not kidding, here) I took in some scrap poplar that I had laying around, resawed and planed the stock to about 5/16". Normally, this wouldn't attract much attention as people would think it was for drawer bottoms. I then started mucking about designing a house to the design brief that I had been given by DD. This began to attract some interest. You have to understand that I did this in a shop with other woodworkers around who were making fine furniture with hand cut dovetails and the like. It started out with the following exchange:

"What are you making?"

"Rat houses."

:::incredulous::: "Come again?"

"I said, 'Rat houses'."

"You're s*****g me, right?"

"Nope. I'm making rat houses."

Things got merciless from there...

("You got a permit for that?" "Gonna be shingle or board-and-batten" "The subs must be pretty small to run the plumbing and wiring." "Is that post-modern?" etc...)

Santa's workshop still has a bit of gluing up to do on the second house, but here are some pictures of the bilge rats and their new chateau....

One Quick-n-Dirty poplar rat house from Santa's Workshop...



Future tenants thinkin', "My, that new house looks tasty..."



Yummy!

Wednesday, December 16, 2009

Wordless Wednesday


The Beauty of the North Maine Woods
Photo courtesy of John "Fitzy" Fitzgerald
Wooden canoe nut and photographer.

I can't quite be wordless today. To me, that photo is what canoeing is about. A canoe is kind of like your own private time machine - not only does it take you places, but it might as well be taking you back in time before the world became such a crowded place.

Monday, December 14, 2009

Christmas is Coming!


Do you have all your shopping done?

No?

Well, do you know someone who might like to learn to do any of the following?
  • Build a boat
  • Learn to sail
  • Cast bronze hardware
  • Learn blacksmithing and welding
  • Carve an eagle or name-board for your boat
  • Make a signaling cannon
  • Learn lofting skills
  • Develop some coastal kayaking skills
  • Build a pond yacht
Well, if you or someone that you know has an interest in all of this and more, then perhaps a class at the WoodenBoat School in Brooklin, Maine would be a good present. This is their 30th year in operation and their 2010 class schedule is now posted on their website. It is a wonderful experience that shouldn't be missed if you have any interest in boats of any kind.

Just to whet your appetite:



Be sure to tell them that Canoez sent ya...

Oh, and hint, hint, hint... ;-D

Friday, December 11, 2009

We thought we'd coined a new word today...


That word is "crapaging".

I discovered after a quick search that we were not the first to coin this term. It has been put into print before in the Urban Dictionary.

Crapaging :

Any packaged goods of a very poor quality, use of inappropriate materials or lack of security in any shape or form.

Examples:

"Have you seen the crapaging on this bl**dy parcel?"
"Can you scrape around for some crapaging for this one, mate?"


We figure that this can be either a noun or a verb - the material used in the act or the actual activity.

About a month ago, we got what is probably a very high-tech and expensive one-off carbon fiber enclosure for an instrument that will be mounted on the top of an airplane somewhere. it came in a plywood crate with wood trim - a simple, but decently made and rugged piece of packaging. The interior was a totally different situation. Inside of the box was a combination of, well, junk that someone seemed to have put into the box for padding so that they would simply be rid of it.

This included the following items:

  • Packing peanuts (anathema!)
  • Assorted pieces of bubble wrap (both size and type) well contaminated with packing tape in inconvenient ways.
  • Brown craft paper
  • Rigid closed-cell foam from some other packaging
  • Absorbent shop towels used for mopping up oil on drums
  • A folded-up Fed-Ex mailing box
  • A variety of pieces of thin cardboard
  • A used, padded mailing envelope.

I re-packaged the enclosure today to return to the customer. I must admit that I did re-use some of the original packaging. This includes the rigid foam, bubble wrap (sans tape) and the packing peanuts, if only to be rid of them - the packing peanuts, that is!