Wednesday, October 7, 2009

Unintentional Atkins Diet


This morning I get up feeling particularly groggy. The bathroom upstairs is occupied, so rather than have my morning shower first, I go downstairs and proceed to make myself some lunch.

Silverware? Check.
Yogurt? Check.
Soda? Check.
Apple? Check.
Lunch entree? Check.
Ice Pack? Check.

Zzzziiiippp! Done.

I bring my lunch bag and briefcase to the front door and head up for a shower.

Now that lunch-time has arisen at work, I take the container with my lunch in it to warm in the microwave in our cafeteria. Pop it in and hit start. I'm anticipating a nice lunch of rice with peppers, onions, tomatoes and fajita-seasoned chicken with a bit of cheese on top. MMMmm...

Er, what is this?

Dang.

I've taken the two leftover pork chops from the grill the other night instead of my intended lunch. Atkins diet, here I come.

Wordless Wednesday


Monday, October 5, 2009

I couldn't give a rat's ...


Well, actually I can now. After spending the past winter trying to get rodents out of the house (see here and here), we suddenly have invited them in.

A couple who live down the street got a pair of gerbils for their sons. Unfortunately for them, the pair turned out to be a boy gerbil and a girl gerbil. Within short order, they had 13 gerbils. One day I was asked to come down and look at a canoe that they had to put a value on it. DD tagged along and went in to visit the gerbils and decided that we should "help them out" and take a few. I wasn't particularly enthusiastic about the idea and put it off. Granted, they were trying to give them away, but I couldn't really see us having them in the house. I'm not really much of a rodent fan - I'd rather have a more interactive pet (like a cat) and am more of a predator than prey kinda guy. DW is also not a fond fan of animals and wasn't willing to let me bring another cat in the house, so I mentioned the gerbils to her, but didn't think anything would come of it.

I was very surprised about a month and a half later when one of the couple was walking by the house as DW and I were working in the front yard. DW mentioned that we should ask if the gerbils were still available. (Huh?) Yes, they still had gerbils to give away and would we please take some? We said that yes, we'd take two. I went out later that day to a pet supply place for all the requisite rodent supplies and was frankly astonished at how expensive a pair of free gerbils could be. I put the supplies in the playroom and neither DS nor DD took any notice of them until the next morning.

When they finally noticed, they were very, very happy children. We picked the two gerbils up (Scampers, the light colored one and King, the gray one - actually father and son.) the next morning and settled them in.



The hardest part is making sure that the cage is kept clean and that the children are treating them well. It's a bit of a lesson in responsibility for them, but the lesson seems to be absorbed very, very slowly.

By the way - did I mention that gerbils are very fast? It make it very difficult to get a picture of them!

EDITED TO ADD:

As soon as I posted this, the following targeted ad appeared on my monitor along with the comment that the post was successfully published. You can't say that Google Ads aren't topical, but I still don't think that my kids would appreciate it.

Thursday, October 1, 2009

Mid-Atlantic Small Craft Festival


The Mid-Atlantic Small Craft Festival will be held this Saturday from 10:00 AM-5:00 PM at the Chesapeake Bay Maritime Museum in St. Michaels Maryland. This is a unique event as it is focused as it says on small craft - typically about 20' and under for paddle, sail and oar. There is also an emphasis on using these craft - they're not just for static display.

I've missed out on this for the past few years even though I've been in Maryland on the weekend of the festival. I really need to get down to this event.

Wednesday, September 30, 2009

Saturday, September 26, 2009

Tech Tip Tuesday

This is a post that I hesitated to put up. For two reasons.

First, I think it has limited interest. It mostly applies to people who need to make multiples of the same thing. (If I was really interested in mass production, I'd be sending things out to someone with a CNC router to make multiple copies.)

Second, because it applies to people who make multiples of the same thing, it can lead to people making copies of something that requires permission to make multiple copies. In this case, a canoe design. When you buy a set of plans or a book, you are generally getting permission to make a single boat. To make others you have to send the designer a royalty. Don't forget, this is how the designer makes a living! I deal with this issue by having my students buy a copy of the book with the design in it - from this information, the could build the boat. Please remember to give the designer what is due to them - don't pirate design work!

When my students prepare their forms to build their canoes on, we try to compress time by not lofting each and every boat that we build. Before class starts I prepare what we refer to as "master patterns". These master patterns are created from 1/2" MDF sheet and are made by tracing the form outlines that are glued to a sheet of cardboard and cut out with scissors. The outlines are either from a set of plans that I've lofted in my computer and printed out, or full size patterns that were purchased.


MDF Master Pattern

We then clamp the MDF master patterns on the plywood the student will cut their forms from with the "bottom edge"of the master pattern on the plywood's factory edge and trace the outline. We also put the centerline on the plywood form (very important for setting the forms on the strongback...) and label the forms so we know which is which.


Pattern Before Cutting (Note labels, outline and centerline.)

We then use a bandsaw to the forms from the plywood leaving the line and up to 1/8" of material outside the line. We then clamp the master pattern on top of the roughly cut plywood form and use a router with a pattern bit to get an exact copy.


Roughing a Pattern on the Bandsaw

The MDF is nice as it is inexpensive and has no voids in it. MDF is the abbreviation for Medium Density Fiberboard and is made from very fine wood fibers bonded with a heat-cured resin. The downside to the MDF is that it has a very good finish on the faces making it slippery. We've had problems with the cutter "kicking" the plywood so that the two pieces are not longer in alignment, even with the clamps, ruining the form being prepared.

To avoid this issue, I'm trying something new. I've purchased T-Nuts to use as drill bushings. I drill two holes in the master pattern where they will be far enough away from the edge not to interfere with the router. (You need two so that the pattern will not pivot around a single fixed point.) I then drove the T-Nuts into the holes and drilled out the thread. I then purchased some bolts that were not fully threaded and cut the threaded section off with a hacksaw and finished them as can be seen here:


Bolt "Pins" and Uninstalled T-Nuts

The process went as follows: The bottom edge of the master pattern was aligned with the factory edge on the plywood and clamped into place. Then, using a drill, holes were made in the plywood, using the T-Nuts as bushings. After the holes were drilled, the pins were installed and the patterns traced onto the plywood. The pins were removed and the centerline was drawn. Then, the plywood pattern was rough cut on the bandsaw to within about 1/8" to 1/16" of the line. The master pattern was then stacked on top of the rough-cut plywood and pins were re-installed to align them. The assembly was then clamped to a 2x6 that overhangs from the edge of a table to prevent the router's cutter from hitting the table. A router with a top-follower pattern bit then traces around the master pattern and makes an exact copy on the plywood pattern.

It's a relatively simple system, but we get uniform patterns in a much shorter period of time. Well worth the effort if you have a lot of pieces to make and no CNC router!

Phil Bolger Memorial

Last weekend in Gloucester a memorial was held for Phil Bolger. It was really more of a celebration of Phil's life and work in the form of a gathering of boats built to his designs on his home waters. While I would have loved to see this gathering I spent the day splitting wood. The pictures below which were taken by Bruce Hallman really shows the variety of Phil's designs. It also looks like it was a beautiful day for the event. I'm sure that somewhere, Phil was smiling to see people enjoying his work.








More pictures at Bruce's Flickr Page. (Thank you, Bruce!)